this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold
Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?
we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?
Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.
Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?
wait what people in other countries dont refrigerate eggs???
I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'
Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.
and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left
and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off
and Bruce is just grateful someone found him some pants.
Yeah but can we also just be impressed with the shawarma restaurant that stayed open through an alien invasion?
IF ANYONE EVER TELLS YOU THAT YOU PUT TOO MUCH PARMESAN CHEESE ON YOUR PASTA YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE STOMACH
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
fuck you my nose is runny and you just reminded me
Josh Hutcherson, Jennifer Lawrence, Sam Claflin, Jena Malone & Donald Sutherland at the Catching Fire press conference (11.08.2013)